Commander In Chief Of Out-Kicking The Coverage, Jason Dufner, Getting Divorced And No Longer Commander In Chief

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Updated: March 31, 2015
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Goddamn it! I knew something was awry when one of our favorite golfers on tour dropped a quick 30 lbs this winter.  We suspected he was tired of being known as the crowned king of out-kicking the coverage, but his weight loss efforts were too little too late.  The golf channel reports that Jason and Amanda Dufner separated this February and a public divorce settlement indicates the union will be officially broken in April.  According to the divorce settlement, there had been an irretrievable breakdown of the marriage, a complete incompatibility of temperament that the parties can no longer live together.”  Well, yeah – that part makes perfect sense.  She’s a smoke show and he’s laid back ball striker who doesn’t give a shit about how he looks.

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The most amazing part about the whole thing is that Amanda will walk with only $2.5 Million even though ‘Duffy’ has over $17 Million in career earnings and a mountain of assets and endorsement bucks.  All that tells me is that she wants out and she wants out fast.

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Jason’s weight loss has only hurt him.  He can barely make a cut this season and now his wife is leaving him (Because you know he didn’t make that call).  The clear moral to this story is stay fat fellas – eat double cheeseburgers and keep your double chins.  Jason Dufner had it all until he lost the weight.